Smarty Smug Sniffy

Here we have the odd one reading what he states to be,

A text book,

Or so he says it to be,

And what a demeanor of uppity boy does he declare the notsoamazing happenings

Of his book worm life,

Who in this school needs to read, but him?

“No one!” I answer with the usual swagger,

(Door opens to my office and my friend inquires)

“How did you do on that test?”



Weellll, as you probably know, I, uhh, failed, the test...



So how would my swift witty tongue reply?

“That is confidential information, please don’t ask about

My personal grades”.